so I started a feast for crows
If this was 2005 then mcr and fob would’ve won everything
"alright, alright. you old smoothie.”
"There is room in the song for you."
"Oh, I’ve sort of got a song of my own, thanks."
Okay but imagine:
- Peter Parker going to a fan convention as Spiderman
- Peter Parker getting compliments on his Spiderman costume
- Peter Parker entering a Spiderman Costume Contest
- Peter Parker losing said contest
- Peter Parker losing the contest to Deadpool
Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees
All of these are oh so painfully true.
I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.
Price tag: “2 for $3”
Customer: “so can I get 1 for $1.50?”
Fuck the customer
Just touch these two strands together and the Daleks are finished. Have I that right?
i sped up i don’t care by fall out boy and im having a freakign heart attack
OH MY FUCK
YEAH IM PUMPED LET’S GO KILL A MAN OR DO SOMETHING HARDCORE
who brought this back